bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym
Jesus would smoke a blunt with you but modern religious organizations refuse this simple reality
as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish
i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
Kayleb Rae Candrilli, from Water I Won’t Touch
[ID: This poem -
‘On Travelling Together’, by Kayleb Rae Candrilli
In a Super 8 just outside Iowa
City, two twelve-year-old boys
cuddle on the lobby couch,
scrolling on their phones.
It’s four in the morning, and they don’t expect
me, or anyone,
in the holy space they’ve drawn
for themselves.
Their parents are asleep
on the third floor, resting
before a hockey tournament or some other
rough-and-tumble game.
It’s clear by the way the boys
jump as I walk by;
their parents know nothing.
The floor is lava.
The continental
breakfast will start soon.
The couch they’re on is an island
I’ve been to.”
/End ID]
If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
softly opening comms for summer even tho i have classes on rn bc i need a new drawing tablet for schoolll anywayz
- email me at officialspeccommissions@gmail.com
- send me your paypal email, commission details, references and any other specifics you want me to add (pose/expression, lighting conditions, etc). the more information the better!
- invoices are paid in 2 parts (50% deposit before starting and 50% after final approval)
- prices are in USD and you MUST have image references. description only will be rejected. hopefully i can open up actual char design comms at some point but not today
i dont have a lot of free time atm so please be patient !!! ill finish as soon as i can. thank u
i like songs that make me feel a guilt that isn't mine. any genre.
microdosing on guilt normally only accessible to people convincted of manslaughter and catholics by listening to music